February 2012
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Jessy's Fudge That List #1
This is so awesome. You get to read 5 carat diamonds of wisdom as edited by me, save your life from the potential misery that could befall it because ‘you didn’t know any better because nobody told you’ and all for free. You don’t have to ‘like’ this post, or ‘subscribe’ to it or share it with friends to unlock some super secret levels of more...
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I Highly Suspect I'm Schizo
Sometimes I feel that my life is akin to the dog on the leash and it’s just leading me and I follow. But why does the dog have to be this huge Blue eyed Siberian Huskie?! I need a sled soon cause he’s running too fast for my short legs to catch up. Sigh, however I do love my dog.and sometimes i feel the dog is running ahead looking back at me, tongue hanging out and tail wagging...
January 2012
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December 2011
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Lunchtime Freudian-ess
Dear Soccer-mom at the Table Next to me at Rakuzen,
You are creating a future boyfriend with Mommy issues.
Seriously.
For gawd’s sake don’t say things to him like:
1) “I don’t know what to order, you have fantastic taste, I’ll just eat what you’re having”
2) ” I don’t understand why he doesn’t like you. Everybody likes you”...
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An Architect's Xmas Song
Last Christmas I gave you my Art,
The very next Exco, you took my budget away.
So this year, to save me from tears,
I’ll be a little less design anal
November 2011
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Obediant Wives Club?! Suuuure, where do i sign...
I recently deleted someone (ok, maybe more than just one someone) off the ‘friends’ list for no better reason than….. well, it wouldn’t have made a Sasquatch difference to me if i knew if she took a dump at 10:18am that morning or if she was having an open invite orgy in her living room. Or if she had a sex change.
Yes, that’s how i judge who i retain on the list. I...
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Gah Posting #1
Why are we discriminating against single men on the dance floor?
We should also be asking them to:
1) put their hands up / throw their hands up like they just don’t care
2) make some noise
3) put a ring on it
Just saying, equality and all. I think ‘all the single ladies’ have gotten enough attention for now :D
J
Gawd I am so not funny on a Saturday morning at work....
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Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep
Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not...
October 2011
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Whitesnake, Live @ KL, Oct 2011 “Is This...
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To the citizens of the United States of America...
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen...
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“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it...”
– Paulo Coelho
September 2011
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An Open Letter to My Family
For the future of my safety, please, for gawd’s sake put The Cat in a pet hotel the next time you decide to go for a family holiday. I think it’s flattering that you think The Cat would still be alive after four days under my care. The Cat will be alive, but your eldest daughter might not.
You see, I hate to break the news to you, but The Cat is trying to kill me.
No, seriously. It...
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Of Danish Butter Cookies
I have my very own Devil Wears Prada, Madame Editor and I adore her and she’s my semi-fashion adviser when it comes to things ‘OMG Jess, you soooo have to buy this!’ online shopping consultant.
The first thing Madame Editor asked me the moment I landed back from my trip to Denmark was,
“So did you get to meet and snog Bjarke?!”
Ahahahhaha. There goes my...
August 2011
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Final Destination (Remixed)
Originally, I had no intention to write about one of the most scariest incidents that occurred to one of my best girl friend, T and I a couple of weeks ago, but I think enough time has passed and the trauma had begin to fade.
I think I somewhat suffer from the aftermath of true terror, and that I feel ashamed that T and I should have been victimized.
I decided to pen this down and to publish it as...
July 2011
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“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a...”
– A Little bit of warmth for an early Wed morn :)
June 2011
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What Should be the Architects Oath
Please have a more balls. Why r u afraid of rejection? Rejection is the only way to voice for change. So don’t design safe to get an easy approval. Design wisely, evolutionary and fight the archaic system. The truth is, existing rules will never be able to cater for visionary intentions; that’s why we are called Architects and Master Planners. We change the spatial volume surrounding...
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The Never Ending Story Gets An Ending. Perhaps
Why I heart my friends.
What was Posted:
Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, ‘Will you Marry Me?’. The Princess said ‘No’ and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, jack daniel’s and captain morgan and drank...
May 2011
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Two Sides To Every Coin
Having friends witness this embarrassing incident reminded me of stories that fuel some of my favorite websites, namely Clients From Hell and The Customer Is Not Always Right.
This took place in a country across the Straits of Johor. I shall change some names to protect the divas, simply because I couldn’t be bothered to learn how to spell their names correctly.
Couple walks into Nandys...
“If god is in the details then drafting is a prayer.”
– Cungss (via confessionsofanarchitect)
Ten Design Lessons
1. Respect “the genius of a place.” 2. Subordinate details to the whole. 3. The art is to conceal art. 4. Aim for the unconscious. 5. Avoid fashion for fashion’s sake. 6. Formal training isn’t required. 7. Words matter. 8. Stand for something. 9. Utility trumps ornament. 10. Never too much, hardly enough. from Frederick Law Olmsted, the father of American landscape architecture.
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Amigos
Not that I don’t appreciate the friends I have made since post high school; but really, my high school mates are the bomb at cheering me up at my blackest hour. I don’t know why our tolerance for each others shite is so high. We call each other Slut, Bitch, Ho, Fucktard, and Asshole, just to name a few respectable choices. We farkin scare the shitbag out of our own minds with ghost...
April 2011
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“He wasn’t doing anything that i could see, except leaning against my car...”
– paraphrasing J.D. Salinger (A girl I knew)
- Dedicated to the Ex-British Special Armed Forces Major, who told me yesterday, there was nothing more painful right now than being apart from her on our ‘usual’ Sunday mornings. They’ve been married for 12 years now, awwwww….. :)...
The Thing Abt Reality......
What really happens when women get sick or go on a diet:
DS: Hey J, what happened to you? You look like you lost weight!
J: Yea, I know (looking sadly down at my boobs)
March 2011
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“Oh my, your body’s a wonderland, can I be Alice?”
– …..so she says to me 5 nights ago :)
F1 art →
The times I was accused of being ‘Such a Woman’
Of course it has everything to do with my car.
Scene 1: In ZH’s car
J: Hey, thanks for picking me up from my house. I would drive but my car is flashing some funky lights on the dashboard
Ly: Wuh? What light? Is it that one that is on, on ZH’s dashboard?
I lean over and look.
J: No, not that one! That one is the angle connector for piping!
Ly & ZH: Huh?
J: Ya lar, that symbol looks like the...
flapjacksblog2 asked: I like candy, do you like candy?
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The Trial Life of a Girl Trying to watch Football...
Last nite i was berated for the ‘blonde’ method of choosing footie teams. 3 against one, two of them being the loudest ManUtd supporters (ptoooie).
So how does a girl go about choosing her colors? Well, at least how did this girl go about the previous years….
Jr High
Was in the States, so naturally being the tosser i am, I had to support LA Raiders and the SF 49ers. Logic...
February 2011
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Let There Be Hugs
Am in a nice post-Valentine’s day mood to be thinking of such things, as I am probably not a very Valentiney sort of person. Big on romance, small on all things Feb 14.
If you really want to know how someone truly feels about you and how they feel being around you, it’s in their hugs.
Ironically, we’ll never really know for sure, because caught in a proper hug, you’ll never get to see their...
December 2010
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